i’m supposed to write three limericks for my creative writing class and we’re submitting them to this irish festival and the categories are sex, drinking, and death and i can think of nothing…

deanwuvzhugz:

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mistkar:

my mom brought home chocolate milk this is the best day of my life

i drank it too fast i regret everything

my mom brought home chocolate milk this is the best day of my life

sylviaplth:

it’s not just a phase mom!!!! + because you needed another pop-punk mix [LISTEN]

1. ”mr. brightside” by the killers // 2. ”sugar, we’re going down” by fall out boy // 3. ”teenages” by my chemical romance // 4. ”newport living” by cute is what we aim for // 5. ”dear maria, count me in” by all time low // 6. ”everything i ask for” by the maine  // 7. ”misery business” by paramore // 8. ”dance, dance” by fall out boy // 9. ”mr. right” by a rocket to the moon // 10. ”american idiot” by green day // 11. ”his girl friday” by the academy is… // 12. ”i write sins, not tragedies” by panic! at the disco // 13. ”check yes juliet” by we the kings // 14. ”guilty pleasure” by cobra starship // 15. ”the middle” by jimmy eat world // 16. ”i must be dreaming” by the maine // 17. ”for a pessimist, i’m pretty optimistic” by paramore // 18. ”i don’t want to be in love (dance floor anthem)” by good charlotte // 19. ”girlfriend” by avril lavigne // 20. "holiday" by green day

chinesekleptocracy:

Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!

our-forelsket:

msrmoony:

Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation

Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED

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As most of you probably know, someone somewhere dumped a deluge of purported nude photographs of a number of female celebrities online yesterday. The victims include the likes of Kate Upton, Victoria Justice, Ariana Grande, Kirsten Dunst, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Krysten Ritter, Yvonne Strahovski, and Teresa Palmer. But the focal point for this story has been Hunger Games/American Hustle actress Jennifer Lawrence, since the Oscar winning actress is perhaps the most famous actress on the planet right now. Without going into sordid details ( Justice and Grande have claimed their respective photos are fake, others have confirmed they are real), I’d like to make two very specific points. Ms. Lawrence and the other victims have absolutely nothing to apologize for in terms of the contents of the photos or the nature in which they were leaked. The story itself should not be addressed as if it were a scandal, but rather what it is: A sex crime involving theft of personal property and the exploitation of the female body.

Outlets as mainstream as People and CNN are referring to the photo leak as a “scandal.” All due respect, it’s not a scandal. The actresses and musicians involved did nothing immoral or legally wrong by choosing to take nude pictures of themselves and put them on their personal cell phones. You may argue, without any intended malice, that it may be unwise in this day-and-age to put nude pictures of yourself on a cell phone which can be act and/or stolen. But without discounting that statement, the issue is that these women have the absolute right and privilege to put whatever they want on their cell phones with the expectation that said contents will remain private or exclusive to whomever is permitted to see them just like their male peers. The burden of moral guilt is on the people who stole said property and on those who chose to consume said stolen property for titillation and/or sexual gratification.

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